-throws in a random story of a young military officer who falls in love with a Parisienne woman during WWI-
Lucas: M-Miss, I..I love you. Please accept my feelings. Louise: Pardon, monsieur? Parlez vous francais, sil vous plait?
Lucas: I…what? O-oh. J..Je taime, maidemoselle?
Louise: Non, monsieur.
Louise: -thick accent- Because I’m engaged.
“Wow F, you’ve outdone yourself by being stupid and cheesy. Well done.”
“Now no one will talk to you, F. You are the cheesiest, soddiest writer around.”